22 December 2005

Santa, baby

with apologies to J. Javits and P. Springer and (of course) Eartha Kitt...

Santa baby, slip some saffron under the tree, for me
I've been an awfully good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a spiffy Kitchen Aid mixer too, light pink
I don’t care what they think
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight


Think of all the nosh I’d make
From cinnamon buns to red velvet cake, mmm
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd please cure my kitchen’s ache
Boo doo bee doo

Santa honey, I want some balsamico too,
What’ll I do?
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, my kitchen’s a cul’nary mess, oh yes
Fresh white truffles are best
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, please come stock my shelves with E V O O, uh-huh
And fleur-de-sel, as well
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and fill my cupboard racks
With all Nigella’s Living Kitchen’s knick-knacks
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo

Santa baby, I missed one small can, caviar from Iran
Honey, that’s the plan
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight

cheers!
jasmine

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3 comments:

paz said...

LOL! Love your list(and the music to which it rhymes!). Hope you get everything you want. Happy Holidays!

Paz

Rorie said...

Clever girl! Fu=ingers crossed on that pink KitchenAid mixer! Have a swell holiday season!

Mixed Masala said...

Lovin' your "Santa Baby" re-mix! :o)