29 January 2006

What's in a name?

Earlier this month I was wondering around the blogosphere, minding my own business (okay, I was strewing the occasional comment hither and yon) , and I happened upon Jamfaced (one of my favourite food blogs)...and a short, but sweet, post caught my big brown eyes:

"It's competition time. Come up and with the best explanation (by best I don't mean accurate, I mean funny, clever or just plain dumb) for this street name and you win. You'll win a nice print of this street sign. Simple."

Competition?
Explanation?
A funny explanation?
A clever explanation?
A just plain dumb explanation?
A funny, clever or just plain dumb explanation?
And the prize is a picture from my favourite city on the planet?

Tappatappatappa go my little fingers.

Monkey Gland emailed me yesterday to let me know that I won! Yay!

I've been given the go-ahead to link to the piccie--so here it is and here's my winning entry (typos, grammatical errors et al)...

Much like empty fields that attract runaway, cart-napped, old, feeble and/or abandoned shopping carts, this alley is where analogous frying pans traditionally congregate.

Its origins are disputed amongst kitchenalia anthropologists. The majority of pot-bound PhDs trace Frying Pan Alley’s (FPA) naissance to the Dark Ages’ ever-popular religious pilgrimages—upon their return from the various cathedrals and grottos, many humans gave up their trusty pans as part of a religious re-awakening and simply allowed their cookware to roam free (or worse, melted down into trivets and door handles); many pans who escaped this fate gravitated towards what became known as “Ye Olde Potte Field”( now known as FPA), looking for others who survived the “the purge of the pots and pans.”

Please note, this group of researchers also believes the reason that era was so, well, dark is because since the pans accompanied (were enslaved to?) people trotting about England, France and wherever else looking relics, there really was no need to keep hearths lit, which decreased the amount of light available (NB: any argument that the decreased amounts of soot spewed during this time should have counterbalanced the decreased number of fires lit is immediately discounted).

Also worthy of note is a small, yet growing number of scientists who believe FPA is the burial grounds for vessels used during Druidic ceremonies, belief held by many pots and pans today. Apparently many (mostly frying pans) treat the area as a shrine or temple: when I asked my cookware about this, all the stovetop pieces knew about it and my frying pans (non-stick *and* cast iron) replied “Well, yeah—it is every pan’s dream to one day visit the Holy Grounds.” My ovenware dismissed it as being a load of hooey “because everyone knows that the real spiritual centre is just off a fjord near Sweden.” Who knew such spiritual differences lay within my cupboards?

In the 17th century the area fell into some disrepute with rapidly propagating discount pan shops. Unfortunately, the many pans weren’t well constructed and unhappy cooks took to flinging them through shop windows…and in turn the shop owners would pitch them in their back yards (it is hard to sell a dented pan). Archaeologists have spent the greater part of the past four years in a 10’x15’ plot where it’s surmised the most disreputable cookware salesman set up shot between 1652-1657; as best as anyone can tell, the actual name (FPA) came into existence about eight years later in 1665.

The area has had its ups and downs (in the mid-late 19th century it was quite a chic area, with anyone who wanted to be seen stepping on its cobbles). More recently, in reaction to the unappetizing path the area had taken in the 1980s, city government implemented a scouring program to clean up the area. As a result, it is now a popular place for visiting cookware (being *the* holiday hotspot for sauciers, Dutch ovens and tagines) to go and have their pictures taken.

cheers!
jasmine

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27 January 2006

Feast: Churrascaria dining

We've got a new dining experience in town -- a churrascaria (Brazilian grill house).

Quite cool.

Essentially it's in an all-you-can-eat format in two buffets--the first is a self-serve buffet, dominated by fish dishes with some rices and green salads.

The second part has these really lovely young men come round with skewers of roasted meats, which they will slice to order. They also brought 'round some roasted pineapple--very nice.

A little pricey to become a regular dining haunt for my budget, but as a once-in-a-while place it's just fine (provided you aren't in the mood for veg). It would be excellent for large groups...especially girls' nights out (dashing gauchos catering to carnivorous whims--I'm not complaining).

The dining club paid them a visit -- here are some piccies.

A couple of interior shots:




The first buffet:






Skewer upon skewer of meat--sorry for the blur:





And a slice of pineapple, being claimed by The Fussy Eater (yeah, he blurs well).



bom appetit!

jasmine

25 January 2006

Primer: Vanilla Part Two

Oi...it's been a week.

- About half an hour after I got home from voting on Monday night, an ambulance came up for my elderly neighbour. Because she doesn't speak English (she lives with her daughter who speaks a heavily accented, broken English) went out to make sure things were as okay as possible -- the v. cute EMT said everything was fine and they didn't need the granddaughter's number. I visited last night -- the grandmother slipped and fell, she may have injured a tooth (I couldn't understand very well), but the entire right side of her head is very, very swollen. Poor thing...I think I'll buy her some grippy socks so she can shuffle around in a safer manner.

- Election results...we've got a new party in power and if history has anything to teach us, Canadian minority governments last an average of 18 months.

- Spent six hours in emergency with The Fussy Eater--he had a little accident at home; won't go into details, but he's okay and will probably spend the day sleeping. I'm checking in on him every so often (no concussion, otherwise I'd poking him with a stick every hour)... Didn't get into my little bed until 5:30 this morning. I have a very wonderful manager who understands and is letting me take the whole day off to recuperate.

Oi...it's been a week. and it's only early Wednesday afternoon.

Right...back to the primer. My last post briefly (well, not so briefly) addressed vanilla's history and the curing process. This one looks at varietals, buying and keeping, usage and subsitutions...and it's another long post...

Varietals:
Bourbon/Madagascar Vanilla:
The generic term for V.planifolia that’s grown in Indian Ocean islands, “Bourbon,” comes from Ile de Bourbon, (Reunion’s former name) and not from a type of whiskey. Seventy-five per cent of the world’s Bourbon/Madagascar vanilla supply comes from Madagascar and Reunion. Its flavours are rich and balanced and it has a robust aroma. Because it’s the preferred type for extracts, its *this* flavour most of us think of when we think of vanilla ice cream or cakes. It can be used in both cold and cooked preparations.

Indonesian Vanilla:
Because some farmers harvest pods before their phenolic flavour profile has developed, vanilla from this area varies in quality: it can range from deep and full-bodied to light and woody. Some Indonesian farmers also use a short-term curing process that imparts a harsh, smoky flavour. Indonesian vanilla is often blended with synthetic or Bourbon vanilla. It is best used in cooked preparations.

Mexican Vanilla (V. planifolia, V. fragrans):
Its flavour is smooth, creamy and spicy with delicate top notes and its aroma is distinctive, fruity and winy aromas. It can be used in hot dishes, but it is really good in cold preparations or those that need a short cooking time.

West Indian Vanilla:
West Indian vanilla is a lower grade than the Bourbon/Madagascar or Mexican beans and has a naturally low vanillin content. Since its taste is too poor for culinary uses, its mostly used to make perfumes. Some extracts using West Indian or Mexican vanilla also use coumarin (derived from the tonka tree, both Canadian and US officials classify it as a toxic substance).

Tahitian Vanilla (V. tahitensis):
Tahitian vanilla is the product of V. planifolia stock that was crossbred with V. pompona (a variety that is normally used in the perfume industry) during the early 1880s. It doesn’t have as much natural vanillin as Bourbon, but flavour comes from heliotropin (anis aldehyde), giving it a sweeter and fruitier taste, reminiscent of cherries or raisins. It has a lovely, sweet floral scent. Even though its pod is fatter than Bourbon vanilla's, it doesn’t hold as many seeds. It is best used in cooked foods such as sauces, compotes and desserts; it also works well with meats.

Finding and keeping
Whole vanilla beans:
When you buy whole vanilla beans, they should be very dark brown to black in colour, moist, pliable and fragrant. Store them in an air-tight package, protected from extreme heat, light and humidity. Stored properly, vanilla beans can keep for up to 18 months.

Extracts:
An alcohol-water mixture is passed over pieces of chopped, cured vanilla beans for several days before the solution is then aged to develop flavours. Because vanillin and other flavour components are more soluble in alcohol than in water, a lot of alcohol is needed to carry flavour content; US law states that vanilla extracts must have at least 35 per cent alcohol. Good quality extracts are low in sugar, have a rich, perfumed smell and are amber-coloured; when storing them, they should be kept in a dark place.

Two types of extracts are available: natural and artificial—read the label carefully to get what you want. Artificial extract can be made from, among other things, coal tar extracts and remnants from the paper industry (no wonder it tastes so awful). About 90 per cent of vanilla flavouring used in the US is artificial while about 50 percent of vanilla flavouring used in France is artificial. Please be aware that colourless extracts are most likely artificial.

Vanilla essence:
Vanilla essence is the distilled or concentrated natural vanilla extract or an artificial facsimile; it is much stronger in flavour than regular extracts.

Natural vanilla powder:
This is can be made from several sources, including powdered vanilla extract, mixed with starch and sugars; givre or finely ground dried vanilla beans. Natural vanilla powder can be bought from specialty cake decorating supply shops and gourmet markets. Keep vanilla powder in a dark cupboard, away from heat.

Vanilla Salt:
Vanilla salt is a blend of French Fleur de Sel with vanilla bean pieces. It can be used in sweet and savoury dishes. Like all salts, it’s probably best to keep this in a cool, dry place.


Usage:
Flavour group: sweet
Weight: whole, average bean: 25 cm/3-4 g
Suggested quantity for 500g white meat: 1 bean; 500g carbohydrates 1bean 1-1/2 tsp extract

Plays well with: allspice, crystallized angelica, cardamom, cinnamon, cassia, cloves, ginger, lavender, lemon verbena, lemon myrtle, liquorice, mint, nutmeg, pandan leaf, poppy seeds, sesame seeds, wattle seeds.

Complements: ice cream, dessert cream, cakes, biscuits (cookies), sweets, liqueurs, seafood such as lobster, scallops or mussels, chicken, pork, root vegetables.

Whole beans are used to flavour creams, custards and ice creams. A cut bean that has been infused in syrup or cream can be rinsed, dried and reused. Cut beans can be laid over fruit to be baked.

Using Vanilla
It’s important to remember that vanilla’s flavour resides in two different parts of the bean: the sticky substance in which the seeds are embedded and the pod’s wall. You can scrape out the seeds and use them directly in your cooking, but the pod must be soaked for some time to extract its flavour; soaking the pod in a solution containing alcohol will help you get more of the flavour out. Extracts are best used at the end of cooking since any period of high heat can cause some aroma loss. As such, it’s probably best to use vanilla beans or vanilla powder for dishes requiring long cooking or exposure to high heat.

Substitutions
One 25cm bean:
2-3 teaspoons vanilla extract (added at the end of cooking)
1 dessertspoon vanilla powder (better for baking)
8-12 drops vanilla essence
1.5-2 tablespoons imitation vanilla extract
3 tablespoons vanilla liqueur

Vanilla essence (not what the British refer to as "essence")-2 drops:
2.5 cm vanilla bean (split with beans scraped from the pod; add early to allow more flavour to be extracted)
0.5 teaspoon vanilla extract
o.5 teaspoon vanilla powder (better for baking)
0.75 teaspoon imitation vanilla extract

Pure vanilla extract/British vanilla essence-1 teaspoon
7.5cm vanilla bean
1-1.5 teaspoon homemade vanilla extact
3-5 drops vanilla essence
0.75-1teaspoon vanilla powder
1.5 teaspoon imitation vanilla
1 tablespoon vanilla liqueur

Vanilla liqueur (generic term for a sweetened, vanilla-flavoured French spirit)- 2 tablespoons
2 tablespoons crème de vanilla
2 tablespons vanilla vodka
2 tablespoons Tuoca
2 tablespoons Licor 43

Vanilla powder 1 teaspoon
1-1.5 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
1 dessertspoon imitation vanilla extract
4-6 drops vanilla essence

Vanilla salt 1 teaspoon
1/8 tsp vanilla powder + a couple of pinches of sea salt

Vanilla sugar: 1 c (200g)
1cup (200g) sugar + 0.5 teaspoon vanilla extract

Selected reference list for Vanilla Parts One and Two:

Davidson, Allan. The Penguin Companion to Food. London: Penguin, 2003.

Joachim, David. The Food Substitutions Bible. Toronto: Robert Rose, 2005.

McGee, Harold. On Food and Cooking (Revised Edition). New York City: Scribner, 2004

Norman, Jill. Herbs and Spices: The cook's reference. London: DK Publishing, 2002.

Rain, Patricia. Vanilla: The cultural history of the world's favourite flavour and fragrance. New York City: Tarcher/Penguin, 2004.


cheers!
jasmine

Related post:
Primer: Vanilla Part One
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